{"id":31,"date":"2024-08-11T20:31:50","date_gmt":"2024-08-11T20:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cyberfuck.net\/?page_id=31"},"modified":"2024-09-24T02:45:51","modified_gmt":"2024-09-24T02:45:51","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/cyberfuck.net\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Cyberfuck"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"31\" class=\"elementor elementor-31\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-df34a87 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"df34a87\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ac8e4ed elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"ac8e4ed\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 05-08-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-image{text-align:center}.elementor-widget-image a{display:inline-block}.elementor-widget-image a img[src$=\".svg\"]{width:48px}.elementor-widget-image img{vertical-align:middle;display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" height=\"180\" src=\"https:\/\/cyberfuck.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/cf-logo-ezgif-6-9a490154a4.gif\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-12\" alt=\"\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1cda773 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1cda773\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 05-08-2024 *\/\n.elementor-heading-title{padding:0;margin:0;line-height:1}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title[class*=elementor-size-]>a{color:inherit;font-size:inherit;line-height:inherit}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-small{font-size:15px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-medium{font-size:19px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-large{font-size:29px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xl{font-size:39px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xxl{font-size:59px}<\/style><h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">!!!! 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.elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s2\"><b>CLASSIFIED <\/b><\/span><\/p><p><span class=\"s1\"><b>CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF<\/b><\/span><span class=\"s3\"> <br \/><\/span><span class=\"s4\">WASHINGTON, DC 20318-9999<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-5518478 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"5518478\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"p5\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>SUBJECT: CYBERFUCK PROTOCOL LIVE SHOW FACT SHEET\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p><p class=\"p7\"><span class=\"s1\">The sold-out Cyberfuck live shows in Tucson, AZ at The Screening Room were held on: <\/span><\/p><ul class=\"ul1\"><li class=\"li7\"><span class=\"s1\">June 2nd, 2024 <\/span><\/li><li class=\"li7\"><span class=\"s1\">July 28th, 2024 <\/span><\/li><li class=\"li7\"><span class=\"s1\">September 28th, 2024 (closing night event of the Arizona Underground Film Festival)<\/span><\/li><\/ul><p class=\"p7\"><span class=\"s1\">This list comprises \u201cSeason One\u201d of the show. Intelligence reporting indicates that the show will return with an all new Season 2 in the near future. These live experimental art events combined a feature-length culture jamming film hacked with The Cyberfuck Protocol, live drag performances with original music, and immersive production design including audience interaction. While initial reports are unclear on the specific identities of the show\u2019s organizers, it is highly suspected that they are a group of anti-American, neurodivergent, LGBTQ+ identity extremists.\u00a0 <\/span><\/p><p class=\"p7\"><span class=\"s1\">The show\u2019s themes explored the sordid origins of the World Wide Web through comedic storytelling, political theory, and old footage altered with so-called \u2018artificial intelligence\u2019. This complex critique of the global American empire was imbued with weird songs about grilling meat and a preponderance of jokes involving human feces and sexual genitalia.\u00a0 Our clandestine operators who infiltrated the audiences at these events made several other observations that may be of use to investigators: <\/span><\/p><ul class=\"ul1\"><li class=\"li7\"><span class=\"s4\">This sold-out live event was the result of over thirty artists\u2019 creative labor.\u00a0<\/span><\/li><\/ul><ul class=\"ul1\"><li class=\"li7\"><span class=\"s4\">The show\u2019s themes drew heavily from the work of theorists Walter Benjamin and Mark Fisher.\u00a0<\/span><\/li><\/ul><ul class=\"ul1\"><li class=\"li7\"><span class=\"s4\">The show told one cohesive narrative over the course of its two-hour multimedia experience.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><ul class=\"ul1\"><li class=\"li7\"><span class=\"s4\">The most recent show, the \u201cseason finale\u201d was the closing night event of the 2024 Arizona Underground Film Festival (AZUFF). <br \/><\/span><\/li><li class=\"li7\"><span class=\"s4\">The event organizers post updates and clips on the Instagram account @cyberf.ck<\/span><\/li><\/ul><p class=\"p5\">\u00a0<\/p><p><span class=\"s1\"><b>BACKGROUND:<\/b><\/span><span class=\"s3\"><br \/><\/span><\/p><p class=\"p8\"><span class=\"s1\">The Cyberfuck Protocol (CYFK), a top-secret neuropolitical computer virus defense system developed in accordance with DoD Directive (DoDD) 1994-666, was created and designed to prepare and condition our civilian population for the United States\u2019 mission to colonize cyberspace. This cutting edge piece of defense counterintelligence technology is the highest line of defense to ensure that our ideals of freedom, democracy, and high-starch food will prevail amongst the many wayward peoples of the world throughout the new Millennium.\u00a0<\/span><\/p><p class=\"p8\"><span class=\"s1\">As early as the 1960\u2019s, the Department of Defense invested immense time and resources into harnessing the power of the private technology industry to create this much needed neuropolitical weaponry against significant opposition throughout the Executive Branch. In particular, the administrations of John F. Kennedy and Richard M. Nixon were especially apprehensive about the Cyberfuck Program. Thankfully in both cases, through negotiation and the cooperation of loyal officers in both the CIA and FBI, these obstacles were neutralized and further development continued. The technology was completed and implemented in 1994, and was transferred under the auspices of the Cyber National Mission Force (CNMF), a headquarter element of Cyber Command (CYBERCOM), in 2014. <br \/><\/span><span class=\"s3\"><br \/><\/span><span class=\"s6\"><b>LEAK INVESTIGATION\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p><p class=\"p8\"><span class=\"s1\">On January 19, 2024, a break-in occurred in the early morning hours at CYBERCOM Headquarters in Fort Meade. The hardware containing the Cyberfuck Protocol and over 200 documents pertaining to its creation and implementation were stolen in the attack. The perpetrators were able to erase all traces of their entry from on-base surveillance. With what evidence investigators have been able to produce, the left-wing extremist hacktivist organization \u201cThe Barbecue Boys\u201d are considered the most likely culprits at this time.\u00a0<\/span><\/p><p class=\"p8\"><span class=\"s1\">In the hands of rogue non-state actors, the Cyberfuck Protocol now poses the gravest threat to domestic peace and national security in over two decades. Exposure to the Protocol\u2019s power outside of specific controlled parameters can result in numerous threats to individual wellbeing, including paranoia, fear of technology, uncontrollable hot diarrhea, and sympathy to the woke ideology.\u00a0<\/span><\/p><p class=\"p7\"><span class=\"s4\">We are monitoring the situation closely, and will provide updates on future shows and events here when more information is available. <br \/><\/span><span class=\"s3\"><br \/><\/span><\/p><p class=\"p9\"><span class=\"s1\">Major General Bob Fucks <\/span><\/p><p class=\"p9\"><span class=\"s1\">United States Marine Corps.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a2715ec elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"a2715ec\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/cyberfuck.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/cyberfuck-768x1024.jpg\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-89\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cyberfuck.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/cyberfuck-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/cyberfuck.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/cyberfuck-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/cyberfuck.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/cyberfuck-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/cyberfuck.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/cyberfuck.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>!!!! 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