SUBJECT: CYBERFUCK PROTOCOL LIVE SHOW FACT SHEET 

The sold-out Cyberfuck live shows in Tucson, AZ at The Screening Room were held on:

• June 2nd, 2024
• July 28th, 2024
• September 28th, 2024 (closing night event of the Arizona Underground Film Festival)

This list comprises “Season One” of the show. Intelligence reporting indicates that the show will return with an all new Season 2 in the near future. These live experimental art events combined a feature-length culture jamming film hacked with The Cyberfuck Protocol, live drag performances with original music, and immersive production design including audience interaction. While initial reports are unclear on the specific identities of the show’s organizers, it is highly suspected that they are a group of anti-American, neurodivergent, LGBTQ+ identity extremists. 

The show’s themes explored the sordid origins of the World Wide Web through comedic storytelling, political theory, and old footage altered with so-called ‘artificial intelligence’. This complex critique of the global American empire was imbued with weird songs about grilling meat and a preponderance of jokes involving human feces and sexual genitalia.  Our clandestine operators who infiltrated the audiences at these events made several other observations that may be of use to investigators:

• This sold-out live event was the result of over thirty artists’ creative labor. 

• The show’s themes drew heavily from the work of theorists Walter Benjamin and Mark Fisher. 

• The show told one cohesive narrative over the course of its two-hour multimedia experience.

• The most recent show, the “season finale” was the closing night event of the 2024 Arizona Underground Film Festival (AZUFF).
  
• The event organizers post updates and clips on the Instagram account @cyberf.ck

BACKGROUND:

The Cyberfuck Protocol (CYFK), a top-secret neuropolitical computer virus defense system developed in accordance with DoD Directive (DoDD) 1994-666, was created and designed to prepare and condition our civilian population for the United States’ mission to colonize cyberspace. This cutting edge piece of defense counterintelligence technology is the highest line of defense to ensure that our ideals of freedom, democracy, and high-starch food will prevail amongst the many wayward peoples of the world throughout the new Millennium. 

As early as the 1960’s, the Department of Defense invested immense time and resources into harnessing the power of the private technology industry to create this much needed neuropolitical weaponry against significant opposition throughout the Executive Branch. In particular, the administrations of John F. Kennedy and Richard M. Nixon were especially apprehensive about the Cyberfuck Program. Thankfully in both cases, through negotiation and the cooperation of loyal officers in both the CIA and FBI, these obstacles were neutralized and further development continued. The technology was completed and implemented in 1994, and was transferred under the auspices of the Cyber National Mission Force (CNMF), a headquarter element of Cyber Command (CYBERCOM), in 2014.

LEAK INVESTIGATION 

On January 19, 2024, a break-in occurred in the early morning hours at CYBERCOM Headquarters in Fort Meade. The hardware containing the Cyberfuck Protocol and over 200 documents pertaining to its creation and implementation were stolen in the attack. The perpetrators were able to erase all traces of their entry from on-base surveillance. With what evidence investigators have been able to produce, the left-wing extremist hacktivist organization “The Barbecue Boys” are considered the most likely culprits at this time. 

In the hands of rogue non-state actors, the Cyberfuck Protocol now poses the gravest threat to domestic peace and national security in over two decades. Exposure to the Protocol’s power outside of specific controlled parameters can result in numerous threats to individual wellbeing, including paranoia, fear of technology, uncontrollable hot diarrhea, and sympathy to the woke ideology. 

We are monitoring the situation closely, and will provide updates on future shows and events here when more information is available.

Major General Bob Fucks

United States Marine Corps.